Since Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice) has left the Spice Girls, people worldwide are wondering what will happen next.

The strange people behind Spoof are more than willing to make suggestions for her replacement.

The last in our week-long "replacement series".

Understanding that their fans are growing older and, apparently, wiser we suggest targeting a younger audience with...Stupid Spice!

(Or, as many would prefer, Evil Spice)